I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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