I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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