Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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