So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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