But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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