I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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