Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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