I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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