I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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