She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have already put on my inside pants.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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