i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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