Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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