Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Houston, we have a squirter
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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