return my video game
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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