Who did Billy Mays play for?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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