Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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