Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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