Do you still have your period?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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