I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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