no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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