is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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