I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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