please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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