The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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