Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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