he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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