Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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