Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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