Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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