he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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