it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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