You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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