no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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