Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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