I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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