i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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