That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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