im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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you never un-have a 4some
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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