Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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