the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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