On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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