found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
