why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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