So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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