I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
How naked do you want me to be?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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