dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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