it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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