Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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