my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You are the jesus of drinking
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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