Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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