she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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