So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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