glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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