I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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