Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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